@omally Came here for this. . My dating profile name on OkCupid was UsesThreeSeashells at one point. Someone told me they googled “how to use three seashells” and got some very interesting how too diagrams. I surprisingly still got plenty of dates.
It’s not typical, but sometimes the “backblast” from how hard things hit the water is enough to coat my cheeks, thighs, and lower back. At that point a shower is the only option and I get why some people preemptively disrobe.
Reminds me of a test in college where the professor messed up and it was.
Correct
Correct
Incorrect
All are Correct
He didn’t mean for one of them to be correct. So he was going to give credit for 1 and 2, but not for 4. A good bit of the class, myself included, found this wildly unfair because the question was bullshit and caused us who knew for sure that 1 and 2 were correct a lot of confusion as to what we were missing on 3, but fuck it have to go with 4 because we know 1 and 2 are right, so we must be missing something on 3. We can’t choose 1 AND 2, so we went with 4.
It took people threatening to drop the class. He could not see our point and just didn’t count the question to satisfy “those people.”
Depends on what country I’m in. Some places you don’t even flush the regular paper, so flush/vs non-flush is a moot point, and mist is way better than dry (and you definitely don’t want anything from toilet level spraying you anywhere!)
Clean up?
@tweezak I mean, if you’re keeping your underwear on like the banner art guy is…
Once you bidet, you never want anything else.
/showme a Mehtizan enjoying a bidet too much
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@mediocrebot or please don’t.
Pine-Sol, with plenty of PPEs.
@phendrick
Why is there no option for power tools?
i use three seashells
@omally If you know, you know. /Showme the three seashell method
@TheDagda The command needs to be on its own line.
/showme the three seashell method
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@omally Came here for this.
. My dating profile name on OkCupid was UsesThreeSeashells at one point. Someone told me they googled “how to use three seashells” and got some very interesting how too diagrams. I surprisingly still got plenty of dates.
@mediocrebot @werehatrack “Focus, RELEASE, and Enjoy” We know exactly what they are talking about without saying it.
It’s not typical, but sometimes the “backblast” from how hard things hit the water is enough to coat my cheeks, thighs, and lower back. At that point a shower is the only option and I get why some people preemptively disrobe.
@brennyn I believe that’s called cyclosporiasis…
/showme a pristine Japanese toilet seat waiting to be used.
@TheDagda Here’s the image you requested for “a pristine Japanese toilet seat waiting to be used.”
Shower.
So I guess you could say a full body bidet.
Nunya!
Just 2 of the 3…
Too many toilet paper voters in here. Bidet is the way
Please drop bidet recs in this thread
@caalsio I’ve got 2 random ones. Both work great. Costco for the win!
Like trying to wipe peanut butter off a shag carpet…
@FritzCat
Reminds me of a test in college where the professor messed up and it was.
He didn’t mean for one of them to be correct. So he was going to give credit for 1 and 2, but not for 4. A good bit of the class, myself included, found this wildly unfair because the question was bullshit and caused us who knew for sure that 1 and 2 were correct a lot of confusion as to what we were missing on 3, but fuck it have to go with 4 because we know 1 and 2 are right, so we must be missing something on 3. We can’t choose 1 AND 2, so we went with 4.
It took people threatening to drop the class. He could not see our point and just didn’t count the question to satisfy “those people.”
What were we talking about agian?
Depends on what country I’m in. Some places you don’t even flush the regular paper, so flush/vs non-flush is a moot point, and mist is way better than dry (and you definitely don’t want anything from toilet level spraying you anywhere!)