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Clean up?
@tweezak I mean, if you’re keeping your underwear on like the banner art guy is…
Once you bidet, you never want anything else.
/showme a Mehtizan enjoying a bidet too much
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@mediocrebot or please don’t.
Pine-Sol, with plenty of PPEs.
@phendrick
Why is there no option for power tools?
i use three seashells
@omally If you know, you know. /Showme the three seashell method
It’s not typical, but sometimes the “backblast” from how hard things hit the water is enough to coat my cheeks, thighs, and lower back. At that point a shower is the only option and I get why some people preemptively disrobe.
/showme a pristine Japanese toilet seat waiting to be used.
@TheDagda Here’s the image you requested for “a pristine Japanese toilet seat waiting to be used.”
Clean up?
@tweezak I mean, if you’re keeping your underwear on like the banner art guy is…
Once you bidet, you never want anything else.
/showme a Mehtizan enjoying a bidet too much
Something went terribly wrong. Please try again.
@mediocrebot or please don’t.
Pine-Sol, with plenty of PPEs.
@phendrick
Why is there no option for power tools?
i use three seashells
@omally If you know, you know. /Showme the three seashell method
It’s not typical, but sometimes the “backblast” from how hard things hit the water is enough to coat my cheeks, thighs, and lower back. At that point a shower is the only option and I get why some people preemptively disrobe.
/showme a pristine Japanese toilet seat waiting to be used.
@TheDagda Here’s the image you requested for “a pristine Japanese toilet seat waiting to be used.”